58. Having goals in life is important, but they should be specific goals. For example, wanting to become so famous that you are a category on Jeopardy is a good goal. Unless one of the answers is “in a hail of gunfire.”
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Man, I would just DIE if my Jeopardy answer involved “in a hail of gunfire”.
Ba-dump-bump.
But seriously, I’ve always wanted to go out in such a way that people would remember. The current front runner is skydiving when I’m 100, and falling asleep in midair, while a News@6 crew films the World Record for Oldest Man Making a Solo Jump.
Fwappo!