An ode to 3-D movies.
Some say movies should be in 3-D,
Some say in Two.
From what I’ve seen, I say to you,
I hold with those who favor Two.
If IMAX is what I prefer,
I often have to go 3-D,
Which makes the pictures often blur,
Although the screen’s a full acre.
:bows, accepts gifts of money and butter-flavored popcorn: