Heather: (Watching television) Strawberry shortcake coffee?
Me: Yeah, I heard they’re bringing the property back. Ape Entertainment is putting out a comic book with a scratch-and-sniff cover.
Heather: (Points to commercial on television) I just meant they’re making strawberry shortcake flavored coffee.
Me: I bet that coffee smells like the comic book.
Conversations are not transcribed verbatim. They are altered for length, to provide appropriate context, and to make them funnier whenever necessary. Frankly, all you can count on in these posts is that at some point, I had a conversation with somebody about some subject.