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Blake’s Universal Rule of the Universe #66

66. When you’re dieting, willpower is your friend. A nasty, dirty friend who will club you over the head and abandon you when you need him the most, but not before he steals your wallet.

Read the rest of the Universal Rules of the Universe right here!

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1 Response to “Blake’s Universal Rule of the Universe #66”


  1. 1 Owen
    April 2, 2010 at 1:32 am

    That reminds me of one of the bumper stickers I have on my car (although only because both your rule and my bumper sticker are mugging analogies.) “English does not borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”


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