Things I love Erin more than

For a long time now, I’ve occasionally taken a moment to tell Erin something that I love less than her. This is, of course, a substantial list. It has gotten rather long over time, as I would glance over at her and say, for example, “I love you more than The LEGO Movie and Titleist Golf Balls.”

Since I’m going to get to marry her this afternoon, I thought I would share with you a few of the things that I love Erin more than. This is, you understand, a woefully incomplete list. There are many, many things I love less than her that are not represented here, simply because really, who has that much time to do a complete list? But for now, until I see her walking down the aisle, here’s a partial list of things I love Erin more than.

A&W Root Beer
AA Batteries
Action Comics #1
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
All you can eat salad and breadsticks
Aluminum Water Bottles
Andy Richter
Applesauce
Back to the Future Part II
Bacon
BACON.
BA. CON.
Barbecue Fritos
Barq’s Root Beer
Batman
Bejeweled Blitz
Benjamin J. Grimm
Bitstrips
Blu-Rays
The Blue Lion from Voltron
Bluebell Ice Cream
Blueberry Pancakes
Boardwalk
Bob Sagat
Bottled Water
Bread
Breaking Bad
Broccoli
Bryan Cranston
Bugs Bunny
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Candy
Candy Crush
Caramello
Cap’n Crunch
Carrots
Carrot Cake
Cheerios
Cheese
Cheese Grits
Cheese Pizza
Cheeseburgers
Cheesecake
Cheesy Pita Bread
Chex Mix
Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza
Chocolate
Chocolate Bunnies
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Chocolate Pickles
Christmas Crunch Cereal
Christmas Trees
Chuck Jones
Cinematic Titanic
Claw-Foot Bathtubs
Clerks II
Coca-Cola
Coke Zero
Color pencils
Comic Book Conventions
The Complete Works of Herman Melville
Conan O’Brien
The Constructicons all together (i.e. Devestator)
Corn Pone
Count Chockula
Cracker Barrel
Cupcakes
Dalek/TARDIS Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
Dexter
Drake’s Coffee Cake
The Dewey Decimal System
Digital Chickens
Don Knotts
Drive-In Movies
Ducky Momo
The Easter Bunny’s Chocolate Droppings
Egg Nog
Electric Blankets
The Electric Light Orchestra
Every German Gymnast
Facebook
The Films of Matt Damon
Flatbread
Flintstones Push Pops
Forever Stamps
Freddie Mercury
French Toast
Friendster
Fruit Stripe Gum
Garlic Bread
Garth Brooks
Geoff Johns
Ginger Ale
Ginseng
Girls with Scottish accents
Glazed Donuts
Glitter Paint
Grape Soda
Gravity
Grilled Cheese
Grimlock
The Guild
The Hadron Supercollider
Hall AND Oats
Hershey kisses
Hot Dogs cut to look like Octopi
Hyperactive turtles
Ibuprofen
Ice Cold Spring Water
Ice Cream Cake
Injection Molded Plastic
The Internal Combustion Engine
Iron Man
Ironing Boards
iTunes
Jambalaya
Jellybeans
Kettle Corn
Kinetic Balls
Kool-Aid
Kosher Dill Pickles
Kumquats
The Last Day of School
Lime Sugar Free Jell-O Cups
Lipton Green Tea
The Loch Ness Monster
Lollipops
The Lone Ranger
Lost
Lucille Ball
Macaroni and Cheese
The Magical Comedy of Mr. John Cleese
Malted Milk Balls
The Man-Eating Shark Saturday Night Live sketch
Marmalade
Marshmallow Peeps
Marvin Gardens
Math
Maxwell House Coffee
Meatballs
Men’s Wearhouse
Michael Phelps
Mister Bean
The Mona Lisa
Monty Python
The Moon
The Mountains
The Movies of Jerry Lewis
MRI Scanners
Multivitamins
The Music of Jerry Lee Lewis
The Music of Mr. Conway Twitty
MySpace
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Nacho Cheese
Nasal Decongestant
National Novel Writing Month
Nestle Qwik
Not Being Sick
Olympic Bobsledding
One Froggy Evening
Optimus Prime
Pancakes
Pancakes, Blueberry
Parades
Park Place
Pasta Primavera
Pastalaya
Pastrami
Paul Harvey
Peas
Penguin families
Pepperoni
Period Costumes
Pepto-Bismol
Pez
Philadelphia Brand Cream Cheese
Pickled Beets
Pickles
Pixie Dust
Pizza
Pizza Bagels
A Platypus?
PERRY the Platypus!
The Power of Shazam!
Precious: Based on the novel Push by Saphire
Pop Rocks
Pop Tarts
The Prometheus and Bob Tapes
Promotional Giveaway Lantern Rings
Pulp Fiction
Pumpkin flavored foodstuffs
Pumpkin Pie
The “Puppet Master” series of films
Purple
Radial Tires
Radon Detectors
Rick Riordan
RiffTrax
Ritz Crackers
Robin Sparkles
Ryan Styles
Salami
Salvador Dali
Santa’s Elves
The Seas
Seinfeld reruns
Sesame Street Old School DVDs
Slumdog Millionaire
Smoked Turkey
So Long and Thanks For All the Fish
Socratic Method
Spackle
Spaghetti
Spaceballs: The T-Shirt
Spaceballs: The Coloring Book
Spaceballs: The Lunch Box
Spaceballs: The Breakfast Cereal
Spaceballs: The Flamethrower (Da kids love this one)
Spirit Halloween Superstores
Spring Rolls
The Stars
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
String cheese
The Sun
Sunshine
Superman
Swizzle Sticks
This List
The Tick (animated series)
The Tick (live action series)
Tide with Bleach
Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Traffic Cones
Troll
Troll 2
Tron
Twenty Percent Off Sales
Twitter
Valium
Vicodin
Vinylmation Figures
Wayne Brady
Whipped Cream
White Chocolate Reese’s Cups
The Works of Agatha Christie
Xylophones
Zambonis
Zombieland
The World and Everything in It