What I’m Watching in 2012

Just like yesterday’s post about books, I also keep a running list of the movies I watch each year. You know you do it to. Okay, some of you. Three of you? Harvey?

Anyway, for those who are interested, here’s the tally thus far. As with the books, if I happen to write a review of any of these films, I’ll throw up a link. And, should I happen to watch a movie as it’s being riffed by the likes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rifftrax, or Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, I’ll provide a separate “grade” for the riff.

1. Tucker and Dale Versus Evil (2011), A
2. Little Shop of Horrors (1960), D; RiffTrax, B+
3. Eurotrip (2004), B-
4. Barely Legal (2011), D
5. TransFormers: Dark of the Moon (2011), B
6. Lady Frankenstein (1971), D; ICWXP, B+
7. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011), B+
8. Serenity (2005), A
9. Bloody Pit of Horror (1965), F; ICWXP, B
10. Werewolf in a Girl’s Dormitory (1961), F; ICWXP, B+
11. Cedar Rapids (2011), B
12. Pontypool (2009), B+
13. Atlas Shrugged Part I (2011), B
14. Ghosthouse (1988), F; RiffTrax,  B+
15. The Slime People (1963), D; MST3K, C+
16. The Crucible (1996), B+
17. Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop (2011), B+
18. Chronicle (2012), A-
19. Justice League: Doom (2012), A-
20. Timer (2009), B+
21. Tree of Life (2011), D
22. Another Earth (2011), B+
23. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011), A-
24. Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension (2011), A
25. Real Steel (2011), B
26. In Time (2011), C-
27. John Carter (2012), A-
28. My Week With Marilyn (2011), A-
29. The Adjustment Bureau (2011), B+
30. The Help (2011), A
31. Forrest Gump (1994), A
32. The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987), B
33. The Flintstones (1994), C
34. The Hunger Games (2012), A-
35. Hereafter (2010), C+
36. The Task (2010), B
37. Cabin in the Woods (2012), A
38. The Adventures of Tintin (2011), B
39. Win Win (2011), B+
40. Millennium (1989), C
41. Immortals (2011), B
42. Iron Man (2008), A
43. Being Elmo (2011), A
44. Incredible Hulk (2008), B
45. Iron Man 2 (2010), B+
46. Apollo 18 (2011), C+
47. Reefer Madness (1936), D; RiffTrax, B+
48. Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012), B
49. Thor (2011), B+
50. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011), A
51. The Avengers (2012), A+
52. The Muppets (2011), A
53. The Goonies (1985), A
54. Spaceballs (1987), B+
55. Airplane (1980), A
56. Men in Black 3 (2012), B+
57. The Descendants (2011), A
58. Insidious (2011), D-
59. Muppets From Space (1999), B
60. Pom Wonderful Presents the Greatest Movie Ever Sold (2011), A-
61. The Swing Parade of 1946 (1946), D; RiffTrax, B
62. Lucky (2011), B+
63. Exporting Raymond (2010), A
64. Alien (1979), A+
65. Aliens (1986), A
66. Prometheus (2012), B
67. I Want Candy (2007), B-
68. Sirens (1993), C
69. Superman Vs. the Elite (2012), A-
70. Drive (2011), C
71. The Wizard of Oz (1939), A
72. Blade Runner (1982), B+
73. Total Recall (1990), B+
74. Rock of Ages (2012), D
75. The People Vs. George Lucas (2010), A-
76. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012), C-
77. Brave (2012), A
78. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), A
79. Media Malpractice (2009)
80. Batman Begins (2005), A
81. The Dark Knight (2008), A+
82. The Dark Knight Rises (2012), A
83. Troll 2 (1990), F
84. Silent House (2012), B-
85. 50/50 (2011), A
86. Total Recall (2012), C+
87. The Darkest Hour (2011), C
88. Moneyball (2011), A-
89. The Expendables (2010), B
90. The Expendables 2 (2012), B+
91. Red Tails (2012), B
92. Walkabout (1971), C
93. Finding Nemo (2003), A
94. The Woman in Black (2012), C-
95. The Incredibles (2004), A
96. The Boys (2010), A
97. In the Realms of the Unreal: The Mystery of Henry Darger (2004), A-
98. In the Mouth of Madness (1994), B
99. Act of Valor (2012), B
100. Project X (2012), C+
101. Tales of Terror (1962), B
102. The Birds (1963), B+
103. Hellraiser (1987), B+
104. Child’s Play (1988), C+
105. Looper (2012), B
106. Cinderella (1950), A
107. The Ghost Breakers (1940), B+
108. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948), A+
109. Young Frankenstein (1974), A
110. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978), C-
111. An American Werewolf in London (1981), B+
112. Ghostbusters (1984), A+
113. The Toxic Avenger (1984), C
114. Beetlejuice (1988), A-
115. Arachnophobia (1990), B-
116. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), C+
117. Army of Darkness (1992), B+
118. Bride of Chucky (1998), C
119. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002), A-
120. Eight Legged Freaks (2002), B-
121. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006), A
122. Slither (2006), A-
123. The Evil Dead (1981), B-
124. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn (1987), A-
125. Trick ‘r Treat (2007), A
126. Zombieland (2009), A
127. 2016: Obamas America (2012), B
128. The Lorax (2012), B
129. The Pirates! Band of Misifts (2012), A-
130. The Room (2003), F
131. Skyfall (2012), A-
132. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977), A
133. Home Alone (1990), B+
134. Finding Mrs. Claus (2012), C+
135. Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009), B
136. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), B+
137. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), D; MST3K, B
139. Santa Claus (1959), F; MST3K, B+
140. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972), F-; RiffTrax, A
141. Magic Christmas Tree (1964), D-; RiffTrax, B+
142. Santa Claus: The Movie (1985), B
143. Arthur Christmas (2011), A-
144. A Christmas Story 2 (2012), C+
145. Trading Places (1983), B+
146. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), A
147. Nativity! (2009), B
148. A Christmas Story (1983), A
149. Love Actually (2003), A
150. Scrooged (1988), A
151. Die Hard 2 (1990), B
152. Django Unchained (2012), A-
153. Les Miserables (2012), A

–Updated January 5, 2013.

Other things I review…

I thought I’d take this opportunity to remind everyone that I actually write many, many reviews over at CX Pulp.com, if you’re interested. My comic reviews are ubiquitous, of course, but books and movies are a little different. If I read a book or watch a movie that’s not exactly current, I’ll put the review up here, but I put all reviews of new material over at CX. Here are a few of my more recent reviews you may have missed…

• Happiness is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown: A new Peanuts cartoon now out on DVD!
• Room: Remarkable novel about a mother and child and their very limited world.
• Scream 4: My thoughts on the latest installment of the venerable horror franchise.
• The War For Late Night: Bill Carter’s book about the struggle for late night television dominance between Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien.
• Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason: Mike Sacks’s book of humor and bizarre essays.

What I’m Reading in 2011

And now, like I did with the movies yesterday, it’s time to begin my running tally of the books I’ve read/am reading in 2011. I’m always a little ashamed that this list is invariably shorter than the movie list, even though it takes considerably longer to read most books (exception: Billy’s Looking at Me: A Family Circus Collection) than watch most movies (exception: Avatar). But I try to take comfort in the fact that I read more books in January than most of my students will read all year. As always, if it’s a book I’ve reviewed, I’ll make it a link.

1. Assholes Finish First (2010) by Tucker Max, B
2. Stupid American History: Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions (2009) by Leland Gregory, B-
3. Feed (2010) by Mira Grant, A
4. Twisted Toyfare Theater Vol.11 (2011), B*
5. Tangled: The Graphic Novel (2010), C-*
6. The Inner Circle (2011) by Brad Meltzer, A
7. The Customer is Always Wrong (2008) edited by Jeff Martin, B-
8. The Complete Peanuts: 1975-1976 (2010) by Charles M. Schulz, A*
9. The Onion Presents The Finest Reporting on Literature, Media, and Other Dying Art Forms (2010), B
10. Maus: A Survivor’s Tale Vol. 1: My Father Bleeds History (1986) by Art Spiegelman, A*
11. Maus: A Survivor’s Tale Vol. 2: And Here My Troubles Began (1991) by Art Spiegelman, A*
12. The Crucible (1953) by Arthur Miller,A+•
13. Cake Wrecks (2009) by Jen Yates, B+
14. The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic-Book Scare and How it Changed America (2008) by David Hajdu, A
15. The Book of Vice: Very Naughty Things (and How to Do Them) (2007) by Peter Sagal, B+
16. Tales of the Green Lantern Corps Vol. 2 (2010), A*
17. The War For Late Night: When Leno Went Early and Television Went Crazy (2010) by Bill Parker, A-
18. The Night of January 16th (1933) by Ayn Rand, B•
19. American On Purpose (2009) by Craig Ferguson, B+
20. Superman: Our Worlds At War-The Complete Collection (2006), B+*
21. Comic Books and Other Necessities of Life (2002) by Mark Evanier, B
22. Your Flying Car Awaits (2009) by Paul Milo, B-
23. John Dies at the End (2009) by David Wong, B
24. “When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth” (2007) by Cory Doctorow, B-
25. “The Black Cat” (1843) by Edgar Allan Poe, A
26. Room (2010) by Emma Donoghue, A
27. Limitless (2001) by Alan Glynn, B
28. Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason (2011) by Mike Sacks, C+
29.  “How Interesting: A Tiny Man” (2010) by Harlan Ellison, B-
30. Crescent (2009) by Phil Rossi, B
31. The Secret World Chronicle Book 1: Invasion (2006) by Mercedes Lackey & Steve Libby, B^
32. Son of Superman (2000) by Howard Chaykin & David Tischman, B*
33. Blood is Red (2011) by Scott Sigler, B+
34. The Throne of Fire (2011) by Rick Riordan, B
35. Fiends Vol. One (2011) by Paul Eldard Cooley, B+
36. Subculture Vol. 1: The Wrath of Geek (2011) by Kevin Freeman & Stan Yan, B*
37. The Hunger Games (2008) by Suzanne Collins, A
38. Peanuts: Happiness is a Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown (2011) by Craig Schulz & Stephan Patsis, B*
39. Catching Fire (2009) by Suzanne Collins, B
40. Mockingjay (2010) by Suzanne Collins, B+
41. Secret Warriors Vol. 1: Nick Fury-Agent of Nothing (2009) by Jonathan Hickman, A*
42. Deadline (2011) by Mira Grant, B+
43. Zombies!: An Illustrated History of the Undead (2011) by Jovanka Vuckovic, B-
44. Cujo (1981) by Stephen King, B
45. Locke and Key Vol. 1: Welcome to Lovecraft (2008) by Joe Hill, A-*
46. Penny Arcade Vol. 7: Be Good, Little Puppy (2011) by Jerry Holkins & Mike Krahulik, B*
47. New Teen Titans: Games (2011) by Marv Wolfman & George Perez, A*
48. Supergods: What Masked Vigilantes, Miraculous Mutants, and a Sun God From Smallville Can Teach Us About Being Human (2011) by Grant Morrison, A-
49. Clients From Hell (2011) by Anonymous, B
50. Lisey’s Story (2006) by Stephen King, C
51. Locke and Key Vol. 2: Head Games (2010) by Joe Hill, A*
52. Locke and Key Vol. 3: Crown of Shadows (2010) by Joe Hill, A*
53. On Writing (2000) by Stephen King, A
54. Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psyco (1990), Stephen Rebello, B+
55. “Mile 81” (2011), Stephen King, B
56. The Stand (1990 unabridged edition), Stephen King, A+
57. The All-Pro (2011), Scott Sigler, A
58. Heaven (2011), Mur Lafferty, B+
59. Hell (2011), Mur Lafferty, B
60. Five Women Wearing the Same Dress (1993), by Alan Ball, B•
61. The Scribbler’s Guide to the Land of Myth (2008), Sarah Beach, A
62. The Gunslinger (2003 revised edition), Stephen King, B+
63. The Starter (2010) by Scott Sigler, A^
64. Who Goes There? (1938) by John W. Campbell, B+
65. The Drawing of the Three (1986), by Stephen King, B
66. “The Monster in My Closet” (2011), by Wil Wheaton, B+
67. Bill Shakespeare’s Next Big Mistake (2011) by Renee Harrell, B-•
68.  “The Fall of the House of Usher” (1839), by Edgar Allan Pe, B
69. The Waste Lands (1991), by Stephen King, A
70. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (1981), by Alvin Schwartz, B-
71. More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (1984), by Alvin Schwartz, B-
72. Wreck the Halls (2011) by Jen Yates, B+
73. 11/22/63 (2011), by Stephen King, A
74. The Son of Neptune (2011), by Rick Riordan, B
75. Mythology: The DC Comics Art of Alex Ross (2003), by Chip Kidd, A
76. Batman: Noel (2011) by Lee Bermejo, B+*
77. Storm Front (2000) by Jim Butcher, B
78. The Adventures of Chrissie Claus Vol. 1 (2009), B*
79. A Christmas Story (2003) by Jean Shepherd, A
80. The Book of  (Holiday) Awesome (2011) , by Neil Pasricha, C+
81. The Great Gatsby (1924), F. Scott Fitzgerald, A
82. A Married Man’s Guide to Christmas (2011), by Robert Henry, B+
83. Batman: The Black Mirror (2011) by Scott Snyder, A*
84. Zombies Christmas Carol (2011) by Jim McCann, B+*
85. Walt Disney’s Christmas Classics (2009), B
86. Archie’s Classic Christmas Stories Vol. 1 (2002), B
87. “Nicholas Was…” (1989), by Neil Gaiman, A
88. Nicholas St. North and the Battle of the Nightmare King (2011) by Laura Geringer & William Joyce, B-

*-Denotes graphic novel or comic strip collection
•-Denotes stage play or screenplay
^-Denotes audiobook

Last updated on December 30, 2011.

2 in 1 Showcase Episode 122: Battle For the Cowl and the NEW Batman Family

Back in Episode 106, when Battle For the Cowl was yet to begin, the Showcase boys looked at the possible candidates for the Batman mantle and the state of the Batman family as a whole. With Battle For the Cowl over, the guys give their impressions of the story, the spinoffs, the new Batman and Robin team, Neil Gaiman‘s Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader, and their thoughts on the new comics that are about to comprise the Batman universe! Plus — you want picks of the week? We’ll give you picks of the week! Mike gives us Supergirl #41, Chase takes X-Force #15, and Blake presents Muppet Robin Hood #1 and this week’s graphic novel pick, Static Shock: Rebirth of the Cool. Write us with comments, suggestions, picks of the week, “Ask Chase Anything” questions, or anything else at Showcase@comixtreme.com!

2 in 1 Showcase Episode 122: Battle For the Cowl and the NEW Batman Family
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PLUS:The boys go through a lot of stuff this week, beginning with the sad passings of a pair of Davids, the first issue of Batman and Robin, major announcements from E3, and the television returns of Torchwood, Doctor Who, the Muppets, and Conan O’Brien (and his mysteriously familiar set)! Then, the guys get into it with the Captain America #600 controversy! All this and more in your Week in Geek!

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